Looks like Joe Simpson is desperate to help Jessica save face at Ashley’s wedding this weekend.

Poppa Joe reportedly got down on his hands and knees and begged Tony Romo to ’support the family’.

There’s no official word in regards to Tony’s response, but he is supposedly scheduled to fly into LA this weekend.

Really. What’s the point?

It’s pretty much common knowledge that Jess and Tony have broken up. He dumped her. Done.

We’re not gonna buy the staged ‘everything’s really OK’ routine.

[Image via WENN.]

Star Jones is so desperate for work that she’s resorted to THIS!

If you’re like me and have only been laid once in your life (Thank you, Y2K!), you’ll immediately recognize Laura Vandervoort as Kara/Supergirl on Smallville. If you’ve never seen Smallville, soon you’ll recognize Laura as Bikini Girl #2 in the Audrina Patridge vehicle Into the Blue 2: Script? Shit, We Just Put a Bunch of Chicks in Bikinis. Academy Awards, watch out!

Guess you Brits are ovah Victoria Beckham!

According to <a href=”http://thelondonpaper.typepad.com/thelondonblog/2008/05/only-50-people.html
” target=”_blank”>The London Paper, Posh’s DVB jeans promo event at the glitzy London Harrod’s store on Thursday saw only 50 ‘fans’ in line to meet the Spicy gal.

Awww. Sad!

She should’ve had David or Cruz tag along!

Come back to America, Posh!

We love you…for now.

[Image via WENN.]

Katie Price decided to do a little topless sunbathing while vacationing in Cairns. And, oh man, wait until you guys see what’s under those stars. Wow! You won’t believe it.*

NOTE: All pics are seriously, seriously NSFW. And also NSFC, NSFHE, and, also, NSFMW**.

*The Superficial Writer is not responsible for any crying, eye gouging or damage from heroic feats of masturbation in the face of adversity. And by adversity I mean those really wicked implant scars. *HORF A NORF*

**C = children, HE = human eyes, MW = my wang. Ha ha, I love asterisks!

Katie Price decided to do a little topless sunbathing while vacationing in Cairns. And, oh man, wait until you guys see what’s under those stars. Wow! You won’t believe it.*

NOTE: All pics are seriously, seriously NSFW. And also NSFC, NSFHE, and, also, NSFMW**.

*The Superficial Writer is not responsible for any crying, eye gouging or damage from heroic feats of masturbation in the face of adversity. And by adversity I mean those really wicked implant scars. *HORF A NORF*

**C = children, HE = human eyes, MW = my wang. Ha ha, I love asterisks!

If you’re like me and have only been laid once in your life (Thank you, Y2K!), you’ll immediately recognize Laura Vandervoort as Kara/Supergirl on Smallville. If you’ve never seen Smallville, soon you’ll recognize Laura as Bikini Girl #2 in the Audrina Patridge vehicle Into the Blue 2: Script? Shit, We Just Put a Bunch of Chicks in Bikinis. Academy Awards, watch out!

Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse have made ANOTHER video, just uploaded to his YouTube page.

And this one is even crazier and more cracked out!

Click here to check it out!

Animal services needs to go to Doherty’s house right now and confiscate all those poor little creatures!!!!!

You can still see the soot on Pete and Amy’s hands from the crack pipe.

So gross!

So wrong!

P.S. Wino sends a message to her beloved, Blake incarcerated.