On September 30th, the Beverly Hills Hotel will belong to the most powerful vajayjays in Hollywood!

Several A-list actresses will be honored by Variety at their second Power of Women luncheon. Among the distinguished divas will be Natalie Portman, Jennifer Garner, Eva Mendes, Amy Adams, Diane Lane, and Suzan Bymel.

Oh, and last and certainly least, Katie Holmes. (How much money you think Tommy Cruise donated to the mag to get her ass on the list? Do their offices have a new spa now?)

Anywhoos, congrats to all the ladies for being so inspiring! You all prove that with a big heart and a bigger wallet, a person can do some incredible things!

Or they can screw up a classic Judy Garland number on television in for the sake of “charity.”

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise aren’t interested in bringing another Suri into the world…for now, at least.

Holmes talked a little about her childhood and why she wants to wait before having another child:

“Maybe in a couple of years, but right now I want to make sure I’m really there for Suri. I’m the youngest in my family — my closest sister is five years older than me, and the next one is nine years ahead of me, so I was a bit of an only child, and I liked it! I liked having all of my mom’s attention, and sometimes I think I still do.”

Part of the reason Holmes isn’t interested in another kid at the moment is that it’s tough to be a movie star and and a good mother.

“We travel a lot, and so for me, it’s keeping a daily schedule for Suri that never changes. We wake up and we do the same thing. She does her chores. If she doesn’t get her chores done, I notice she’s not really herself. She has to make her bed, she has to take her dishes to the sink, she has to put her clothes in the laundry — you know, that basic stuff.”

Katie admits that she takes after her own mother when it comes to raising Suri, and abides by the philosophy, “be around your kid as much as possible.”

Suri is lucky to have such a caring mom!

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- Lady GaGa almost Tim McGraw’d a bitch.
- Tom Cruise might be expecting. Don’t quote me on that.
- Katy Perry still has huge breasts and is therefore extremely important. Oh, thank God.
- Jessica Simpson is somehow meatier than Lady GaGa’s new bikini.
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Too subtle? You’re right.
In a new tell-all book written by former Girls Gone Wild cameraman Ryan Simkin, Joe Francis is accused of allegedly being stupid enough to use Paris Hilton’s vagina of all landfills as his personal coke mule, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Then again, I probably shouldn’t underestimate the convenience of large storage Read More …

His restaurants may be folding left and right, but chef Gordon Ramsay has a bright future in TV.

Fox announced today that Gordon’s latest culinary competition show, Master Chef, has been picked up for a second season. Calling Gordon an “incredible talent,” Mike Darnell, President of Alternative Entertainment, explained that the show was a big hit with summer viewers and that the Fox family is “happy” to keep Gordon for a bit longer.

So what is that, like, three shows on the air now? By now, you should have enough dough to take care of all your money problems! Investors will surely love to hear that!

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What the nasty-ass,body wash fuckery is this? Where is our beloved Mustafa?!?!

A new commercial has been released from Old Spice, but instead of the delectable statue of seduction known as Isaiah Mustafa hocking their crappy soap, they’ve hired Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis.

And as you can imagine, HE’S AWFUL! He’s an athlete, not an actor!!!

Just watch is terrible commercial to see for yo yourself! (above)

No! No! No!

Bring back Mustafa!!!

Snooki appeared in court today to face charges for her drunken arrest last month and managed to walk away with only a $500 fine, but not before the judge compared her to Lindsay Lohan causing Paris Hilton to shoot a butler and scream, “What the fuck?!” into a pile of Dalmatian pelts. Us Magazine reports: Read More …

Oh, good. Just what this situation needed: Hollywood!
While visiting Pakistan yesterday (above), Angelina Jolie voiced her opinion on a small Florida church’s planned burning of the Quran this coming Saturday, September 11. The issue has received international attention including a statement from General Petraeus that can basically be summed up as, “Gee, thanks, this won’t Read More …