STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Posted by on September 30th, 2008 filed in Celebrity

KNIFE IN THE HEAD KID SURVIVED – Splash says a British teenager miraculously survived with virtually no ill effects after being stabbed in the head with a five inch kitchen knife when he and two others came to the aid of a friend who was being mugged.  Boooor-ing.  This kid thinks hes so great.  I got chased by a bee one time and after jumping around and yelling, "get it off GET IT OFF", I was fine too.  But you didn’t see me running to the press about it, clamoring for attention.  So you tell me, who's the real hero?

SPIKE LEE IS A PETULANT BRAT - That could honestly be the tag line for every Spike Lee article since 1994.  The link address ends with "spikelee.racism".  Guess what it's about.

JANET JACKSON IS IN THE HOSPITAL – there is literally nothing on earth I care about less than Janet Jackson going to the hospital.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS – last week it seemed clear John McCain was gonna have the young sexy voter with the largest breasts.  So does this new girl think she can just waltz in here and turn my world upside down?!?!

KENDRA IS IN DENIAL – Kendra denied again today that she is leaving Hugh Hefner and is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.  But I can assure you she is.  I just know things like this.  It’s a gift.  And I can prove it.  Take a look at your card.  It’s the six of diamonds, isn't it?