Paris Hilton debuts her new single, reality show

Posted by on September 30th, 2008 filed in Celebrity

Paris Hilton’s new reality show Paris Hilton’s My New BFF starts tonight on MTV and it will feature her latest single “My BFF.” For those of you playing the home game, “BFF” stands for Big Fucking Fail. Check out the lyrics on this trainwreck:

“All my life I’ve been waiting for someone I can trust, someone who will tell me the truth - even when it’s the hard thing to say.”

First off, I’ve got no problem telling Paris the truth: You have a smelly vagina. Second, take a listen to the song on KIIS-FM and tell me that’s not the same chick singing who does Heidi Montag’s songs. Seriously, whoever you are, stop it. You’re hurting America. In fact, Al Qaeda just called; they say “Thanks.”