SELMA BLAIR IS GOOFY

Posted by on September 3rd, 2008 filed in Celebrity

Selma Blair and her boyfriend Johnny Messner hit the beach in Malibu yesterday, and I'd like to be the first to congratulate her on her sassy jean shorts.  I thought only Mexican guys wore jeans to the beach.  You'd swear they didn’t even know they were going to the beach.  They wear jeans and plaid shirts and go swimming in that.  It looks like a cowboy fell in the ocean.  On a side note, nice monogrammed bag there weirdo.  Where’s your monogrammed sun tan lotion and popsicles?  Oh, wait no, is that genuine canvas?  Oh golly I apologize.  I didn’t realize.  You can’t be too careful when you have nice stuff.  

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