PAULA ABDUL IS SMOOTH
Posted by on April 30th, 2008 filed in CelebrityControversy on "American Idol" last night, after Paula Abduls drunk ass told finalist Jason Castro that his second song left her a little empty. Quite possibly because he didn’t sing a second song. Randy tries to cover for her, but Paula blurts out, "Oh my god, I thought you sang twice". To be fair to Paula, it is hard to be moved by things that don't happen. Why just this morning I was not invited to judge the Brazilian Supermodel Secret Cocksucking Championships. You might think that was a big deal, but whatever man. I might not even do it.

