SCIENTOLOGY WILL SAVE US ALL
Posted by on March 28th, 2008 filed in CelebrityThe Sun UK says today that Pete Doherty may be converting to Scientology, after getting a new girlfriend who is a follower of the religion based on dead aliens souls trapped her on earth.
Babyshambles frontman Pete, 29 — who once dated supermodel KATE MOSS — has bought a pile of books on the subject since meeting Scientologist DJ NADINE RUDDY. And he has been leaving his Wiltshire mansion to stay at her home in Reading, Berks, at least once a week.
No one should be more religious than Pete Doherty, since really every day he's alive is a gift from God. He's like Wolverine, you can't kill him, and our earth weapons only make him stronger. When asked for a comment, Ivan Drago said, "he is not human, he is like a piece of iron."
