RICE FRIED WITH PIG OIL

Posted by on March 28th, 2008 filed in Celebrity

Audrina Patridge got naked and had someone take pictures of it when she was 19, which I truly admire, but white people need to knock it off with the Chinese lettering tattoos (close up of hers here).  I'm a big fan of white people and being white is terrific, but we're kind of dumb, and the overwhelming majority of us don't know how to use Chinese.  Her tattoo literally says "pork oil fry on rice".  God only knows WTF she thinks it means.  It turns out that guy above isn’t an expert on Chinese.  Shocking, yes?