OH MAMA

Posted by on February 29th, 2008 filed in Celebrity

I like to think this is exactly what Gabrielle Union would look like if I got on top of her to sling my ropes.  Except she wouldn’t have that content smile on her face.  Despite a media brainwashing to the contrary, experience has taught me that the female orgasm is only a myth.  

(note: in two of these - here and here - it appears she’s belong attacked by a seagull, yet they still made it into the general release of pictures.  what the hell was going on in the ones they held back?  did she put her suit on backwards and take a dump in the sand?  was there a murder in the background?  someone seriously needs to go back to Picture Releasing School)