TEN LAXATIVES A DAY

Posted by on January 31st, 2008 filed in Celebrity

Worlds sexiest story?  Yes, my friends.  Worlds Sexiest Story.

Our sources say Britney said she was on Adderall, a stimulant used to treat Attention Deficit Disorder, and was taking up to ten laxatives a day.
We're also told, when she was admitted, Britney accused her mom of "sleeping with my boyfriend." She wasn't specific on who she was referring to.
We're also told that for a time she was hurling profanities at her parents and staff.

Man, that story had a little bit of everything.  Passion.  Betrayal.  Revenge.  Diarrhea.  It was like Romeo and Juliet, except this version had Juliet on the toilet with her feet in the air and hanging on to the side of the rim.  Which version is better?  Only time will tell.

story source= TMZ, picture source = breathe heavy via X17