THAT GUY GOT LAID
Posted by on January 29th, 2008 filed in CelebrityMost Hollywood people loathe the military so it's nice to see big stars like Scarlett Johansson go across the world to support them, like she did last week with the 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit in Kuwait. That bitch is brave. She's the embodiment of everything people over there hate. An slutty American with big tits, fair skin, blue eyes and blond hair. She’s like the devil to them, as mysterious and scary as an eclipse or fire. Hopefully she drove a car and voted, just because it would be funny to watch those rock-throwing savages go all apeshit.









