WONDER WOMAN?

Posted by on November 30th, 2007 filed in Celebrity

Film Drunk and various other sources are reporting today that Australian model Megan Gale has been cast as Wonder Woman and Armie Hammer has been cast as Batman in the upcoming "Justice League of America" movie, directed by George Miller of "Mad Max" and "Happy Feet" fame.  Slash Film, AICN and JoBlo all confirm the Wonder Woman rumor, and IESB broke the Batman story:

IESB has gotten solid conformation that Armie Hammer has been cast in Justice League as none other the Dark Knight himself, Batman.
Clocking in at 6 foot 5 inches tall, Hammer certainly has the stature for the role, plus as an added bonus he's an amateur magician…I kid you not. If you're unfamiliar with his work he was in last weeks Desperate Houswives as Barrett.

I don't know who the hell those people are but as it turns out I don't really care because Gale is hot.  She's also incredibly easy to find naked pictures of, both professionally and personally, so I figure she's perfect.  It's not like Wonder Woman does anything anyway.  Her only powers were dressing slutty, an unbreakable lasso that broke constantly and bulletproof wrist bands that kept her wrists bulletproof while leaving her other 99 percent quite bullet friendly.