NO FREAKIN WAY

Posted by on November 29th, 2007 filed in Celebrity

The Daily Mail is reporting today that Elle McPherson - who at 44 still looks like this - is dating Bryan Adams, who at 48 still looks like my foot.  I can't even begin to explain how depressing this is.

Supermodel Elle Macpherson and international rock star Bryan Adams are secretly dating.
The couple enjoyed a passionate kiss at a private party in Bryan's London home on Tuesday night after the launch of his new photo exhibition.
A source said: "They were all over each other, flirting outrageously and they couldn't keep their hands or eyes off each other."
Elle, nicknamed "The Body", and sexy Bryan make a fab couple but were trying to keep the relationship top secret - because it's very early days and they've been pals for ages before romance blossomed.

Bryan Adams looks like a Nazi general in all of those movies about Nazi generals, and considering how many times Nazi generals have tried to kill Indiana Jones, I thinks it's clear Bryan Adams is not to be trusted.  Elle McPherson is still so hot she can even look good at this topless beach a few months ago whereas Bryan Adams is so ugly he couldn't even be a top.  I don't know what the fuck that meant but it sorta sounded like an insult.  Take that, Bryan Adams!