DO NOT WANT - UPDATE

Posted by on November 29th, 2007 filed in Celebrity

Pregnant women are absolutely terrifying, and all the naked pop superstars in the world aren't ever gonna convince me otherwise.  She might as well burst into a thousand beetles or have snakes crawling out of her mouth this is so god damn creepy.

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SEXY UPDATE - well, not really an update, just photoshopped treachery, thanks to Bill and his shared disgust for pregnant fatties.  Do you see how quickly a naked chick goes from creepy to hot once you remove the human being crawling around inside of them?   So if you see Christina Aguilera today, and you see a guy next to her who isn't punching her in the stomach, rest assured, that's not me.  Or Bill.