Jessica Simpson is trying her best

Posted by on September 19th, 2007 filed in Celebrity

Okay, Jessica Simpson knows what to do here, I think. She’s pretty sure you pour the juice from the bottle into the cup. Or is it the bottle into the juice and then eat the cup? Dammit, what did her dad used to say? Oh, right, he’d say: “If you can’t figure something out, why not bounce up and down on daddy’s lap?” Then he’d ask her if she wanted a boob job because, you know, Joe Simpson buys boob-jobs in bulk. I hear he hands them out at office parties, charity events, and even to kids trick-or-treating on Halloween.