Kate Takes Ryder To School!

It’s that time of year again!

Kate Hudson took her son Ryder to his orientation at school in Pacific Palisades today and he looked pretty excited about it!

Good luck, buddy!

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Lindsay Lohan only barely hit a baby with a car

Every time Radar gets an big exclusive story, TMZ will immediately try to undermine it. Today, Radar said Lindsay Lohan hit a baby with a car. Guess what happened next…
An eyewitness to the alleged Lindsay Lohan “hit-and-run” tells TMZ … the photogs who sold the after-the-fact video are lying.
There’s a nameless source [...]

Katherine Jackson Vs. Debbie Rowe

Wow. This is one of those situations where pretty much everybody involved kind of sucks.

Debbie Rowe is seeking $200,000 in attorney’s fees to be paid by Michael Jackson’s estate for the child custody case that occurred after his death.

Admittedly, Katherine Jackson has made disgusting amounts of money off of Michael’s death, so she really COULD pay this amount, but we’re just sickened by both parties involved.

Here’s what Katherine’s attorney, Diane Goodman, stated about the case in court documents:

“…petitioner (Katherine Jackson), contends that the amount of fees requested by Debbie Rowe is not reasonable. Wherefore, Petitioner requests that the petition for Approval for Attorney’s Fees be denied if determined by the court to be unreasonable. Other relief be granted that the court deems just and proper.”

Going up against Goodman will be Rowe’s attorney, Eric George, who represented Oksana Grigorieva during the beginning stages of her custody battle with MELtdown.

The hearing between these two wonderful individuals is scheduled for September 8.

Thoughts???

[Image via WENN.]

Jessica Albas shirt is slightly see thru

Jessica Alba arrived back in the US today after a few days in Venice to promote ‘Machete’, and when she landed at LAX there wasn’t a frown to be seen, because she was wearing a shirt made by someone who had never seen a shirt before, but had heard about them once, although only [...]

Candy Spelling Gets Restraining Order Against Stalker

Sometimes opportunity comes knocking at your door. Other times, an insane man who believes he communicates to actors through the television not only knocks on your door, but attempts to live in your house!

That’s what’s happening at the Spelling household, reports Candy Spelling. Apparently, a “mentally ill stalker” believes that he not only personally knows the Spelling’s, but that he lives in their mansion. He has trespassed onto the property at least nine times.

Diyahmi Farrakhan Muhammad is the name of the stalker, and according to legal papers believes that TV icon Aaron Spelling contacted him “through the television” and told him that he could live in his home.

Yikes. Thank goodness Spelling has finally gotten a restraining order against this nutcase!

[Image via Apega/WENN.]

Brooks And Done!

Sad faces for cowboys and cowgirls everywhere!

Last night in Nashville, Brooks & Dunn ended an almost 20-year-long career with one last concert. The gig appropriately benefited the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum and fans packed the Bridgestone Arena for the two-hour epic concert.

As Ronnie Dunn and Kix Brooks came to the stage, they treated their devoted fans to a high energy show that will go down in country history. As Brooks told the crowd: “This is not a funeral. We did show up to party.”

And party they did! Check out the video of their opening Play Something Country from last night! (above)

So long boys!

Brooks And Done!

Sad faces for cowboys and cowgirls everywhere!

Last night in Nashville, Brooks & Dunn ended an almost 20-year-long career with one last concert. The gig appropriately benefited the Country Music Hall of Fame and Museum and fans packed the Bridgestone Arena for the two-hour epic concert.

As Ronnie Dunn and Kix Brooks came to the stage, they treated their devoted fans to a high energy show that will go down in country history. As Brooks told the crowd: “This is not a funeral. We did show up to party.”

And party they did! Check out the video of their opening Play Something Country from last night! (above)

So long boys!

Happy Labor Day Weekend, Everybody…

… MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A!
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
NOTE: I’ll be rekinding my drug-like addiction with Formspring over the long weekend, so feel free to pummel Read More …

50 Cent says to blame it all on TI’s wife

When T.I. and his visually disturbing wife Tiny Cottle were arrested in West Hollywood Wednesday night for possession of a controlled substance, reportedly marijuana and meth, it was a clear violation of his probation, and as the LA Times says, “the case has the potential to put one of music’s top names in behind [...]

Lindsay Lohan Only ‘Ever-So-Slightly’ Tapped The Stroller

Since TMZ is butt-hurt RadarOnline beat them to the punch on the Lindsay Lohan hit a baby story, they’ve gone to great lengths to shred its credibility, and to their credit, they’ve managed to whittle it down to Lindsay only gently nudged the stroller – WITH AN AUTOMOBILE – but stopped to check on the Read More …

Kat Von D & Jesse James Are Ready to Flaunt Now

Less than six months after Sandra Bullock very publicly learned Jesse James was banging what’s left of Hitler’s secret stripper battalion behind her back, here he is with Kat Von D at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood last night because they fell in love playing Scrabble and now she wants to Read More …

Mel Gibson’s Ex Wants 10x More Child Support

“Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.”
Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40,000, according to TMZ:
Mel currently pays Oksana the tidy sum of $5,000 a month in child Read More …

If Paranormal Activity Met Lost…

If they do this right, it has the potential to not completely suck!

ABC has reportedly teamed with Dreamworks to develop a television series in the style of Paranormal Activity and The Blair Witch Project called The River!

Produced by Steven Schneider, Jason Blum, and Michael R. Perry, the series will be based on “found footage” of four people who go missing on the Amazon and capture bizarre shiz on their video camera!

Sounds like it could turn into a poor man’s version of Lost very quickly, but maybe we’ll give it a shot!

But they better not even THINK about throwing that sneaky Smoke Monster in there! We’ll flip a shiz!

What do U think? Would U watch The River??

Denna was in a bikini too. :(

Just to follow up on the story below, JWoww didn’t go tanning by herself. Denna Cortese was there too. Sometimes paparazzi pictures are blurry and out of focus. Unfortunately, this was not one of those times.
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I Am Now, Katy Perry. And Other News.

- Jerry Lewis is a national treasure.
- Carmen Electra in her everyday clothes. Everyday clothes.
- Jennifer Aniston is banging Lindsay Lohan’s sloppy seconds?
- Jon Hamm might be “too” perfect.
- Brittany Flickinger apparently remembers everything Paris taught her.
- Kelly Brook needs to never stop promoting this Read More …

Lindsay Lohan Hit a Baby

Whoever thought it’d be a good idea to give Lindsay Lohan her license back has to be kicking themselves this morning – assuming they even have a soul and/or a capacity for logic (Jury’s out.) – because just slightly over a week after being released from rehab, she’s already hopped behind the wheel of a Read More …

Kate Gosselin Wants a Cop to Beat Her Kids. And Her Heart…

When her uterus isn’t directly causing crazed gunmen to hold the Discovery Channel building hostage, Kate Gosselin secretly pines for a strapping man in the law enforcement profession to rough her kids up before discharging his sidearm into her wanting perp. (Police erotica: Catch it!) Us Magazine reports:
At an Emmys after-party in L.A. on Read More …

Katy's FIERCE German TV Commercial!

FIERCE! FIERCE! FIERCE!

Check out the commercial for the German TV channel ProSieben’s “Star Force,” featuring Katy Perry as she performs Teenage Dream!

We almost wish she had gone with this look for her actual music video!

She looks unbelievable! We LOVE it!

Thoughts??

JWoww in a bikini: the Portrait of a Lady

Last night on the ‘Jersey Shore’, JWoww got into a profanity-fueled fist-fight with Sammi Sweatheart, but today she wrapped her huge awesome breasts in a bikini and got some sun. And it was awesome. Especially the way her legs just kind of flop open when she’s on her back. Probably out [...]

Paris Hilton: Truth Knower

Paris Hilton wants everyone to know that she, and only she, truly knows what’s happening with her arrest for felony possession of cocaine, according to her Twitter:
These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them, because I know the truth.
And by rumors she must be Read More …

Spice Girls Musical In Pre-Production!

The 12-year-olds inside all of us are bursting with excitement!

Details about the upcoming Spice Girls’ musical, Viva Forever, have been released, and it looks like an awesome project!

Viva Forever will be a musical about a reality TV show, and while it won’t feature any characters with the the same names as the Spice Girls, it will reflect their sensibilities and feature 14 of the group’s songs.

Producer Judy Craymer, who was behind the stage production of Mamma Mia!, explained the concept:

“We live in a world dominated by people wanting to be famous. What the Spice Girls did was before those shows became really what they are, and before the world become slightly obsessed by such shows. Viva Forever will encompass the Spice Girls ethos of friendship, identity and being true to yourself, it won’t be a tribute or bio show, nor will it feature characters with any of the names of the famous five piece.”

Judy Craymer added: “It has a glimpse of the underbelly of TV talent shows, an invented show, and a little bit of comedy romance.”

All five Spice Girls met at the end of last year to discuss the project. “All five of us are really super excited. We don’t do anything unless all five agree,” said Mel B. “All of us loved Mamma Mia!. We needed someone who would have a great vision alongside ours.”

The book will be written by Ab Fab star Jennifer Saunders, so we KNOW it’ll be amazing.

Can’t wait!

[Image via L. Gallo/WENN.]

Kendra Wilkinson: ‘Laurence Fishburne Needs to Support His Daughter Having Sex For Money’

Because who’s more synonymous with sex tapes these days? (Besides Kim Kardashian because that’s the only way she got famous, the only way.) Kendra Wilkinson was asked for her input on the Montana Fishburne situation during an interview with TalkRadio’s America’s Morning News. Via Radar Online:
“…. He has to be there for her. He Read More …

Lindsay Lohan hit a baby with her car

Proving once again that she’s a complete menace and hasn’t changed in any way, Lindsay Lohan hit a stroller with a baby in it while pulling into traffic on Wednesday, then stayed on the scene until help arrived. That last part was a lie of course. She just drove away. Radar [...]

Mel Gibson’s Ex Wants 10x More Child Support

“Or perhaps ten times the blow me? Eh? Sleep on it.”
Now that she’s run out of hilarious phone calls to sell, Oksana Grigorieva has requested the judge increase Mel Gibson’s child support payments from $5,000 to more than $40,000, according to TMZ:
Mel currently pays Oksana the tidy sum of $5,000 a month in child Read More …

God Wants Michael Lohan To Open A Rehab Center

Oh, sure!

Michael Lohan wants to open his own rehab facility in California and he says it’s going to be “faith-based” and his mission in life!

He explains:

“After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life…we are rehab that focuses on mind, body and soul. It is a spiritual retreat…The basis of the rehab will be that there is a God; that good conquers evil; that the best way to live is to treat others like you want to be treated; and treat your body like a temple.

I’m not going to close my doors on anyone. We may offer a scholarship [to those in need]. You don’t have to be Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie or Robert Downey Jr. or a celebrity to get rehab….all I want to [do] is open this place and see my family, Dina and my children are in a good place. When that day comes, I am done, I am finished. All of the things that have happened to me in my life have led to this. I know this is what God wants me to do first and foremost.“

We have a feeling VIPs and the general public aren’t going to be interested in what you have to offer, Michael — especially with Lindsay Lohan as your daughter!

[Image via WENN.]