Happy 4th of July Weekend!

Hey, everybody, I’m going to be taking off for the July 4th Weekend, but as a parting gift, here’s a gallery of the latest bikini pics that have graced this most patriotic of sites. Because when our forefathers signed… …read full story

Concert Promoter's Insurance Covers Overdose!

AEG, the promoters of Michael Jackson’’s planned 50 date residency at London’s O2 Arena, prepared themselves for anything, including MJ’s death.

The company took out a hefty insurance policy that would somewhat cover the expenses should MJ’s death be an overdose. However, strangely enough, AEG’s chief executive, Randy Phillips, said the $17.5 million policy DID NOT cover a death from natural causes.

However, even with the policy in place, the company will still be in about $25-$30 million in debt due to Michael’s sudden death.

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Jarah Mariano is the winner

80 percent of all Asian girls are super hot, and Sports Illustrated supermodel Jarah Mariano is the worlds hottest Asian girl, so according to the formula, that means she’s the hottest girl of all time. Maybe even the greatest person to ever live. Essentially what this means is that if you’re a [...]

Britney Spears gets one Frappucino closer to crazy

Seen here Thursday feeding her Frappucino addiciton, Britney Spears is not wearing a wig and has actually dyed her hair black again. Perhaps the stress of touring is bringing out the Britney of yore. Who knows? Maybe she just… …read full story

Megan Fox and Michael Bay hate each other

While Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen dominates the box office to no one’s surprise, Megan Fox and Michael Bay are trading barbs in the press after she recently shit on the film because it focused on special effects and… …read full story

Want To Attend Michael's Memorial On Tuesday?

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The memorial will be free

The good news for fans hoping to attend the Michael Jackson memorial on Tuesday is that they won’t have to buy $25 tickets.  The bad news is that they can’t buy $25 tickets.  Instead it’s now up to a lottery (here) to see how sad and empty their life is if they’re the big [...]

Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson eat out

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her actual birthday Thursday by going out to lunch with Samantha Ronson which makes absolutely no fucking sense to me. Granted, Sam’s no looker, I still don’t get what she’s doing with Lindsay who, let’s face… …read full story

Justin Timberlake is tired of Jessica Biel

Justin Timberlake is growing tired of Jessica Biel’s ass despite the scientific fact it was carved by Zeus himself out of awesome and “Goddamn!” NY Daily News reports: “Things don’t look good for them right now — they’ve hit… …read full story

Michael Jackson's final rehearsal video

Here’s the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his “This Is It” tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player… …read full story

Michael Jackson's Kids Viewed His Lifeless Body

Following Michael Jackson’s death last week, his children, Prince, Paris, and “Blanket”, were accompanied by a therapist to view their father’s lifeless body to help them understand his death and begin the grieving process.

Brother Jermaine Jackson explained that it was just as tough to inform the children as it was to begin grieving himself. On showing them the body of their deceased father, he says “I know it’s tough, but I think it was the best thing to do. At first I was against it, but what do you say if you don’t show them?”

Major!

He added, “To see him there lifeless and breathless was very emotional for me. But I held myself together because I knew he’s very much alive in his spirit, and that was just a shell. But I kissed him on his forehead, and I hugged him, and I touched him and I said Michael, ‘I’ll never leave you. You’ll never leave me.’”

When asked how he would feel should drug abuse turn out to the cause of his brother’s death he said, “I would be hurt, because Michael has always been a person who was against anything like that. I’m not saying it’s right, because it’s not right. But in this business, the pressure, and things that you go through — you never know what people might turn to.”

We hope the kids are given the time, space, and tools to deal with their grief healthily.

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Your Daily R-Patz

We missed him yesterday, but it’s always worth the wait to see the hunkalicious Robert Pattinson.

Today is no exception, as he looks freshly showered (yay!) and his gorgeous tousled hair is just slightly more coiffed than usual.

Hmm…

Is it wrong that we kind of want to be that bike?

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Jessica has awful taste

After this seemingly harmless Liz Hurley post last week, some dirty god damn hippie sent me an article claiming sexy sexist jokes lead to violence against women (here). It was really insulting, and I wanted to punch her right in the face, but all I had was her email. So I decided [...]

Yogurt Date!

Awww, look, it’s Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle on a yogurt date in Louisiana.

Are Joe’s pants falling apart?

Can’t he afford a new pair of jeans?

It’s nice to see these two kids, both busy in their careers, making it work!

Are they going to be getting engaged soon too????

Double wedding!

If God wore a shirt…

While her custody battle for Michael Jacksons kids raged on over in LA, Debbie Rowe stared down a different type of adversary when she arrived on her ranch in Palmdale yesterday.  She was determined to shove some things up a horses ass, and she’d read about the power of the wolf shirt on Birkoph.com, [...]

Oink!

The National Enquirer takes no prisoners in its recent blurb about blubbery Kevin Federline.

They straight up nickname him K-Fat!

Nice name. Wonder where they came up with it?????

Hmmm!!!!!!

Under all that extra weight he’s hardly recognizable as the hot trailer trash stud who hit it big with the magic sperm ticket.

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Have Sex Daily!! Doctor's Orders!!!

If you’re looking to make babies!!!!

According to a new study by Dr. David Greening, having sex every day makes for healthier sperm, which makes it easier to conceive.

Doctors have recently debated whether or not men should refrain from copulation for several days in order to improve the chance of pregnancy.

We assumed the more sex you have, the better your chances.

Like tickets at a raffle!

At Sydney IVF, an Australian center for infertility and in vitro fertilization, the study, which included 118 men, showed that although semen volume decreased throughout the week, the quality of their sperm increased significantly after they were told to ejaculate daily for seven days.

Sounds like a party!

Cokate Supports Ditto!!!!

Kate Moss came out to the launch party for the Gossip singer’s new fashion endeavor, Beth Ditto at Evans, in London on Wednesday.

Ditto was looking divalicous in a domino-laden catsuit, while Kate looked like herself.

We’re just glad to see Kate use her fashion power for good!!!

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American Apparel Controversy…Again

It’s no surprise that a recent U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement inspection of American Apparel turned up a number of employees not authorized to work in the United States, especially considering CEO Dov Charney’s advocacy for immigration reform.

According to the inspection, one third of American Apparel’s employees are not authorized to work in the United States, although neither the company nor the employees have been charged with anything, and AA promises to “fully comply with its obligations to establish the employment eligibility of prospective employees under immigration law.”

They don’t, however, expect the findings to affect sales that greatly, if at all.

Let’s not forget that unless you’re Native American, we’re all immigrants. And what’s more effective? Kicking the “problem” out or trying to fix the problem at the source?

NPH Goes Dark

Neil Patrick Harris went dark for his role in the upcoming The Best and the Brightest.

The actor showed off his darkened locks on the set of the film, Wednesday in Philadelphia.

Everyone knows that if you want to prove you’re a serious actor, you gotta do something drastic to your hair!

P.S. We likey! What do U think?

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We're Having A Flashback

Gavin Rossdale, is that a sheer button down shirt?!

Didn’t that look die on the dance floor of some 90’s gay club???

How did Gwen Stefani let him out like that?

The rocker stepped out in London wearing that, uhm, bold choice yesterday.

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Kim Kardashian in a bikini

Ever had a fantasy about Kim Kardashian grilling you delicious hamburgers while wearing a bikini? Your dreams have come true, my friend. Provided you ignore the fact her ass is conveniently missing in every shot which is kind of… …read full story

Las Vegas Reporter Pimp Slaps Unruly Michael Jackson Fan On Live TV!

The reaction of the two news anchors in the studio is…priceless.

You MUST watch above!

Bar Rafaeli is naked

For almost two glorious, life-affirming minutes, Israeli model Bar Rafaeli rolls back and forth completely naked in this video for reasons that are written in Israeli. If I had to describe it with one word, it would be oh-my-fucking-god.

Cheryl Cole: 'Hey. Are my breasts hanging out?'

Cheryl Cole of Girls Aloud celebrated her 26th birthday last night wearing a dress that apparently exists for the sole purpose of making me go “Aw, c’mon!” Seriously, if I had an archnemesis, one day he’d have me strapped… …read full story