He’s Doing It for the Money

Former Grey’s Anatomy douchebag cast member Isaiah Washington has filed a complaint with the Screen Actors Guild against his former show.

What ticked off the ill-tempered star???

Well, it seems like ABC used a pic of his sorry ass mug in an episode of Grey’s without his permission.

The character played by Washington, Dr. Preston Burke, was featured in a “newspaper article” about the character receiving a prestigious surgeon’s award in an episode that first aired on May 9th.

A rep for Washington says, “They (Grey’s) have the rights of the character to advance the story, but not the image,” then adding that what he expects for his client is a “financial settlement.”

So gross.

Grey’s should should just kill off his character once and for all!

P.S. He’ll be lucky if he gets $10.99 for his picture.

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

MEGAN FOX IS TOPLESS - UPDATE

God knows what took so long but Hollywood finally figured out to make a movie that shows Megan Fox naked.  It's called "Jennifer’s Body" and it's about who the hell cares because it shows Megan Fox topless.  They should just call it that.  Technically she’s not nude because they have her in some flesh-colored body wrap but that thing must have been made out of sugar because you can see right through it once she gets out of the lake.  I’m not sure what they thought the scene where Megan Fox gets out of the water naked was gonna look like, but it looks very much like Megan Fox getting out of the water naked.

UPDATE - okay not really an update, but the page looks way sexier with this as the headline.

Yum to the Yum!

Nothing like some hot man candy to help get us through the day!

X-Men hottie Shawn Ashmore goes nekkid and wrapped in the Canadian flag for the new U.K. Cosmo centerfold.

Thank you Canada!

I THINK I'M IN LOVE

Amy Winehouse walked around all weekend (once in traffic when her car broke down, once at some recording studio) with fresh cut marks and open sores on her arms and face, yet still no one is stepping in and getting this girl any help for her very obvious drug addiction.  Someone should do something.  Not me though.  Someone else.  I can’t because she’s unattractive and I can't be around unattractive people because they make me nervous.  I heard they steal.

(picture source = bauer griffin)

LINDSAY LOHAN IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD

Lindsay Lohan was caught the other night crying her eyes out after a fight with her girlfriend Sam Ronson, in a story that should have been hot, but these days just seems sad and pathetic.  The Post says…

"They had a full-blown fight," said our spy. "Evan Ross, Diana's son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears."

It would have been impossible to imagine even 6 months ago but somehow a Lindsay Lohan lesbian story isn’t even interesting anymore.  Instead of imagining how hard this chick has fallen, just picture someone locked inside a safe and then pushed out of a plane.  It's essentially the same thing.

Your First Look

French actress Audrey Tautou as the new face of Chanel No. 5.

Pretty!

THIS IS CREEPY

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt looks so much like her dad it's creepin me out.  I don’t need to see girl versions of famous guys.  Luckily Angelina is still insanely hot.   If Angelina got naked and then told me to put my hand in a guillotine and then chopped it off, and then the next day she got naked and told me to put my other hand in a guillotine and then chopped it off, and then the next day she got naked and told me to put my foot in a guillotine and then she chopped it off, and then the next day she got naked and told me to put my other foot in a guillotine, I would still do it just to see where she was headed with this.

(picture source = inf daily)

Megan Fox transforms into topless-ness!

These are some shots of Megan Fox topless while filming Jennifer’s Body. Although is there any point to even putting stuff here? I’m just going to stop typing because, seriously, who’s looking at the words when HOLY CRAP, IT’S MEGAN FOX’S BOOBS! Obviously, these pics are NSFW and if you couldn’t figure that out, please e-mail me where you’ll be operating a motor vehicle. Mostly so I can take such necessary precautions as, I dunno, running for my fucking life.

NOTE: Yeah, either she’s wearing pasties or her nipples are made out of plastic. Either way, it looks close enough to naked that maybe censoring the pics will still keep you from getting fired.

The CW Hearts Rich Bitches

Watch out Blair, looks like there’s going to be two new bitches on the block.

The Gossip Girl channel just announced that it picked up a show called Surviving the Filthy Rich.

The new program centers on a Yale graduate who has moved to Manhattan, but nothing is going as planned. When her job at a tabloid magazine turns sour, she accepts a position working for infamous teenage twins who are filthy rich, and unmarketable, as far as their grandmother and upper-echelon colleges are concerned. If the Yale grad gets the twins into an A-list university she’ll get loads of money that will wipe out her student loans.

Hmmmm….based on anyone we know???

This would’ve been the perfect show for the Olsen twins….10 years ago.

Will U watch the show?

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

BILL O'REILLY IS NOT HAPPY

God knows why this is everywhere today, but an old clip of Fox News host Bill O 'Reilly has surfaced showing him losing it back when he was the host of "Inside Edition" (1989-1995). The teleprompter doesn’t work and he seems pretty annoyed. And by that, I mean he yells "fuck" at the top of his lungs. People who don’t like him are linking it ands saying, see, he sucks. People who do like him are saying he looks very handsome in cool crisp blues.

Bai Ling's nipples are 'bai-ling' out of her bikini (SWISH! Count it!)

Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy Smart’s Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy’s book because her nip-nips keep popping out of her bikini. Then she decides to just ditch the damn thing. I wish more women would take their tops off sporadically. You know, for the economy and stuff. But will those fat-cats in Washington listen to me? Ha. Never. They want to talk to somebody with “a degree in economics” who “doesn’t get financial advice from a bottle of Jack Daniels.” Hey, I’ll have you know this stuff makes me all kinds of money. What’s that, whiskey? Diversify my funds with nachos? ON IT!

NOTE: Pics link to uncensored versions that are NSFW on account of the aforementioned nipple escape-age.

Jennifer Aniston continues to bikini-fy John Mayer

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer spent some time at the pool over the weekend in Miami. After seeing these photos and remembering what I’ve seen of Friends, I have to ask: Is Jennifer Aniston’s turkey always done? And, if so, why has she not been commended for such? I’m not talking anything fancy. Maybe just a Nobel Peace Prize and/or her face chest carved into Mt. Rushmore. I guess I’m a sucker for seeing the fairer sex receive their well-earned recognition. Also, they make better sandwiches when they’re happy. That’s science.

Eff It!

By now, you’ve hopefully seen the brilliant unearthed video clip of Bill O’Reilly losing his shit on the set of his old show, Inside Edition.

Well, our friend Lucian has just done a remix of the clip, as he previously did brilliantly to the Barbara Streisand concert freakout of a few years ago.

Enjoy the O’Reilly factor…below!

BACK TOGETHER, STILL BORING

Two weeks ago John Mayer was seen poolside in Miami with Jennifer Aniston, sparking rumors that the two were now dating.  Then last week he was seen in New York with some other blond chick so people assumed he had come to his senses and realized Jennifer Aniston is a fug moron.  But then this weekend, the two were again seen by a pool in Miami.  Gosh, what will they do next?!?!  Oh, I’m on pins and needles!  People magazine says…

Aniston sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston's ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39.
Their quality time didn't end there. Mayer and Aniston also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at Nikki Coconut Grove. Mayer shielded Aniston from photographers as she climbed out of the car. The couple kissed throughout the evening, enjoying '80s music provided by the party's DJ before calling it a night.

John Mayer is a damn weirdo.  I’m all man baby, but I’d sooner take a gentleman in my mouth than swim around and snuggle up with Jennifer Aniston.  Hell who am I kidding; I’d blow a guy in front of my parents, my gf and the girl who I had a secret crush on in high school sooner than hold hands with Jennifer Aniston in a dark room with no windows.  

Fun Fact:  One time I saw John Mayer in a Starbucks and he bought a newspaper.  What a fag!  (picture source - splash news online)

Jamie Lynn Spears: Pregnant + heels = Long live the South!

Like my Pa always said, “Nothing else follows up a Britney Spears phone sex post like pics of her pregnant little sister in hooker heels.” I now present to you Jamie Lynn Spears: Third Trimester Street Walker*. Prostitution just got a whole lot more pregnantier.

*NASCAR role-play mandatory. Family member discounts available upon request. No darkies, Demmy-crats or fancy book readin’ folks that talks all funny with them big words. Inability to whistle “Dixie” during coitus is legalified grounds for lynchin’.

Britney Spears & Kevin Federline have 'camaraderie' which apparently means phone sex (Good to know…)

Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan paid a visit to this morning’s The Today Show where he elaborated on Britney’s new custody situation. He also dodged around questions of Britney and Kevin getting ready to make some more Cheetos porn. (Fingers crossed!) Here’s the details via People:

“If you’re going to have two parents participate in the lives of raising their children,” said Kaplan, “there has to be some camaraderie between them for that to be a meaningful expectation and reality.”
But are things better between the ex-husband and wife?
“When you go from where things were, when there was no visitation, to where they are now,” said Kaplan, “there will be some contact … there’d be some ability to exchange a camaraderie that is necessary and a function of co-parenting together.”

Britney and Kevin are definitely getting along - all the way to PhoneSexBurg! A source for Star says Kev and Brit go at it AT&T-style once a week:

While they initially chatted about their boys — Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months — the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out — with hours of erotic talk!
“They have phone sex often — at least once a week,” an insider tells Star. “The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred.”

I don’t know about you guys, but I fully support Kevin and Britney doing it over the phone. Wanna know why? No chance of pregnancy - I think. Hold on, let me call this girl I had phone sex with once. *beep boo bop boo beep* Hey, how are you? Long time no phone sex. Say, you don’t have any kids do you? Uh huh. Your lawyer is tracing this call? Back child support, you say? Uh huh. Well, I had no idea my sperm was that strong. Uh huh. I tried putting a condom on the phone but you sounded like Darth Vader! Okay, tell you what. I’ll get my checkbook and do the honorable thing. Just, uh, give me a sec here.. *runs to Mexico*

Did She Bail Him Out?

Lucky break!

According to new reports, Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend, Italian businessman Raffaello Follieri, WON’T be prosecuted by NYC’s District Attorney for writing a bad $215,000.00 check in April.

Follieri was reportedly cleared because he fully reimbursed the payee for the $215K owed and the payee no longer wishes to pursue the case.

We hope Anne didn’t front the money for her legally troubled man!

She deserves better than that!

[Image via WENN.]

SIGHting

Spotted: Anderson Cooper and a male “friend” in the Domincan Republic this past weekend.

MEGAN FOX IS PRETTY MUCH TOPLESS

God knows what took so long but Hollywood finally figured out to make a movie that shows Megan Fox naked.  It's called "Jennifer’s Body" and it's about who the hell cares because it shows Megan Fox topless.  They should just call it that.  Technically she’s not nude because they have her in some flesh-colored body wrap but that thing must have been made out of sugar because you can see right through it once she gets out of the lake.  I’m not sure what they thought the scene where Megan Fox gets out of the water naked was gonna look like, but it looks very much like Megan Fox getting out of the water naked.

Amy Winehouse's reign of terror hits the freeway

Amy Winehouse got stuck in a traffic jam over the weekend and decided to wander out of her car. So, not only were these people at a freaking stand still, they had to look at a half-naked bridge troll. Ha! England’s cool. The Daily Mail reports:

Not content to sit patiently in her car, the Rehab singer roamed the motorway, giving drivers more than they bargained for as she went from car to car in an effort to scrounge a lighter for her cigarette to pass the time.
At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car.

During all this commotion, one of Amy’s fans approached her for an autograph and the look on Amy’s face is just priceless. There’s no way that’s not a look that says “Holy crap, I’m not invisible?! Now would be a good time to throw my feces.”

Thanks to Karen who would’ve chucked a Hobbit at Amy to preserve the peace.

EDIT: Added pics of Amy running around with her shirt off at her destination. Hold on, my penis just sent me an e-mail. It reads “I quit.” Quit what? Not getting touched by girls! HA HA! BURN! I’m freaking incredible.

Kate Hudson & Owen Wilson engaged - or not?

Owen Wilson, no doubt riding the dragon again, allegedly proposed to Kate Hudson who, uh, wow seems to be wearing my grandmother’s curtains. I have no freaking clue what’s going on there except Kate better steer clear of any cats and/or open flames. The Sun reports:

“Kate supported Owen during his low patch and that proved to him she’s the woman he wants to be with for ever. He picked out the ring and went for the biggest one he could find. He was nervous about proposing but Kate was thrilled and the whole thing was really emotional. The engagement is a natural step forward for them both and Kate’s ecstatic.”

However, Us Magazine claims to have exclusive confirmation from Kate and Owen’s rep that they are not engaged:

She’s definitely not engaged,” a rep for Hudson tells Usmagazine.com. A rep for Wilson, 39, also confirms the rumors are wrong.
The reason for the false uproar? Hudson, 29, was spotted wearing a diamond ring in Boston.
“She’s shooting a movie called Bride Wars, which explains the ring,” adds her rep.

So who do you believe? On the one hand, you have The Sun which is, well, The Sun. On the other you have Us Magazine which thinks The Hills is real. Who do you trust? It’s like choosing between your retarded cousin that likes Nickelback or a ham sandwich. But only one can pass the mustard. Ha! Get it? Sandwich? Mustard? It’s almost like pure comedy flows through my vein- Ack! Jimmy Fallon’s trying to harvest my funny! Quick, someone get him to say his name backwards!

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BACK TOGETHER, STILL BORING

Two weeks ago John Mayer was seen poolside in Miami with Jennifer Aniston, sparking rumors that the two were now dating.  Then last week he was seen in New York with some other blond chick so people assumed he had come to his senses and realized Jennifer Aniston is a fug moron.  But then this weekend, the two were again seen by a pool in Miami.  Gosh, what will they do next?!?!  Oh, I’m on pins and needles!  People magazine says…

Aniston sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston's ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39.
Their quality time didn't end there. Mayer and Aniston also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at Nikki Coconut Grove. Mayer shielded Aniston from photographers as she climbed out of the car. The couple kissed throughout the evening, enjoying '80s music provided by the party's DJ before calling it a night.

John Mayer is a damn weirdo.  I’m all man baby, but I’d sooner take a gentleman in my mouth than swim around and snuggle up with Jennifer Aniston.  Hell who am I kidding; I’d blow a guy in front of my parents, my gf and the girl who I had a secret crush on in high school sooner than hold hands with Jennifer Aniston in a dark room with no windows.  

Fun Fact:  One time I saw John Mayer in a Starbucks and he bought a newspaper.  What a fag!  (picture source - splash news online)

Hulk Hogan to boobies: Turn my frown upside down - but not the moustache or it's go time, brotha!

After his son Nick was sentenced to eight months in prison on Friday, Hulk Hogan needed the soft, soothing relief of nature’s own antidepressant: mammaries. He gathered up some wrestling buddies on Saturday and retreated to the holy sanctuary of Hooters, according to TMZ:

Hulk Hogan drowned his sorrows in chicken wings at a local Hooters restaurant in Tampa, Florida today. Sources tell TMZ that the wrestling star was accompanied by close friend and former WWF wrestler Brian Knobbs of the Nasty Boys, wrestling manager Jimmy Hart and other family friends. The group dined on wings, beer and salad.

Is there anything that breasts can’t heal? No, really, I’m seriously asking. I lost at online Mario Kart to The Geekologie Writer* and kind of whipped my Wii Wheel at the wall which ricocheted into my melon. I think, if I see a nipple, I should pull through. Or even just some areola. Also, time is a factor. There’s a dude here with a black robe and sickle who says he’s in a rush.

*I hate you and put the HIV in your coffee. Happy Monday!

O.J. Simpson, drunk off his ass, admitted to killing wife

Mike Gilbert, a former memorabilia dealer and money-laundering partner of O.J. Simpson, is releasing a tell-all book Monday (above) where he outlines how he helped O.J. beat the murder rap. He also drops the bomb that Orange Juice got hammered and confessed to killing his wife. Damn, and here I thought I was the only one who drunkenly admits to be Nicole Brown’s real killer. Now what will I tell people at cocktail parties? Anyway, the AP reports:

He said Simpson had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when he confided at his Brentwood home weeks after his trial what happened the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson said he went to his ex-wife’s condominium, but did not bring a knife with him. Simpson told him Nicole Brown Simpson had one in her hand when she opened the door.
In a soft mumble, Simpson told him: “If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.”
“Nothing more needed to be said,” Gilbert writes. “O.J. had confessed to me. There’s no doubt in my mind.”

“If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.” Really? Because I always imagined that if you hadn’t, oh I dunno, FUCKING MURDERED HER, she’d still be alive. But I’m just a guy looking into magnifying glass while stroking his chin. What do I know?